Well, just as I get over being a complete numpty head – I’m thinking now might be as good a time as any to share this gem of a website with you…
 Now… just in case the grapevine hasn’t reached you yet, and with my friends I’d be surprised if even Stevie and Marty don’t know yet, Yesterday – Tuesday 8th August 2006 I decided to put £20 worth of petrol into my DIESEL car.
This may not have been so bad had I realised before driving around 8 miles down the road and wondered where the heck all of that white smoke was coming from! Surely Benedict XVI hasn’t croked already – and surely they wouldn’t be announcing it from the exhaust of my car, just outside Crossgar!
Arrrrrggggghhhhh! That’s the mos expensive £20 of fuel I’ve ever put into a car – and so I’m going to really have to start using petrolprices.com to work out where I can get the cheapest fuel from now on… Oh Dear, it’s ASDA – 
 – the site of the incedent! Look Brian, look…